- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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