Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Your mom.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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