At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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