- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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