- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What if I told you.....potatoe

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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