- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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