How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Who is it?

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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