- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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