-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Tim likes girls

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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