- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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