Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Neither have I

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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