- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Daniel is a fag

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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