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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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