what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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