Flowers are colors Love me

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Your mom is so old she died

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Justin's life

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Dakota Fanning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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