Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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