What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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