why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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