- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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