- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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