- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

I went to work today....

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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