Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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black people swimming

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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