How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Horse.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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