Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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No antijoke here.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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