why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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