your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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boner

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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