Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Women's rights

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Guest what in the butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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