Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Gustavo Andrade

I walk into a bar...

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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