- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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