Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Caramel Boing.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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