Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Everybody will die

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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