What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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