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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.