Why did you step on my watermelon?

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Dyslexics have more nuf!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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