- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

pobody's nerfect

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Christ is a conspiracy

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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