What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

This is a joke.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Pickles are powerful

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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