What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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