- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??