- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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