- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I drive a 'rarri

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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