- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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