Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

I used to know what alzheimers was

i dont fisish anythi

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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