- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

my wife out of the kitchen

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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