A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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