what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Ben Affleck

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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