- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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