What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Anti Joke

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