there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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matt is fat

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