- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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