- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

The New York Giants

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

so...um, yeah

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

haha

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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