How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's big and purple? Barney

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

I'm rick james bitch

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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