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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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