Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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