A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Haha, I get it..

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

baloney sandwich

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Anti Joke

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