- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Your girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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