- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

wael.. nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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